|Saturday night was my first time being puked on. Not by a baby or a child or a sick person, but by a drunk friend. If I were to guess beforehand how I would've reacted, I would've gone with something that contained the words "explosive belligerence". But in reality, it actually wasn't too bad. It was kind of funny, while still being really gross. I think it had something to do with the fact that it was on my lower leg and my foot. If it had gotten on my hand, arm, torso, or face, I probably would've returned the favor. And I have a colorful history with puking, so I would've won that battle.
All in all, my first experience of being puked on wasn't too bad. #psychology