| Constantly eating (4) | Wednesday, Dec 6, 2006 2:46 pm |
All throughout the day, I'm literally constantly eating. I never stop. I occasionally feel slightly bad about it at work (though not bad enough to stop) because of all the crinkling and other food-related noises I make. Just yesterday, I put an honest effort into muffling the sound of shoveling food in my mouth (ya know the sound when you're pouring a bag of chips into your open mouth and the pitch changes depending on how wide your mouth is open? - yeah that noise). I would say, on average, during my 9-hour work day, I'm eating for about 7 of those hours. And the only reason I'm not eating during those other two hours is because it's right before lunch or right before I go home to dinner. I think I have a problem. And what I don't understand is how other people don't eat. How can people make it through an entire day without eating between meals? This baffles me. And by the way, I'm eating as I write this.
must be a tapeworm (another irrational fear of someone i know)
Oh, come on! Now I'll be thinking about it all day...
Your supernatural metabolism loves you for eating constantly. Keep it up. Embrace it. Love it! :)
i have this same problem. be careful. soon the pants that you are just now growing into width-wise will be too small. maybe this happens when you get married? either way, it stinks.