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Constantly eating (4) Wednesday, Dec 6, 2006 2:46 pm

All throughout the day, I'm literally constantly eating.  I never stop.  I occasionally feel slightly bad about it at work (though not bad enough to stop) because of all the crinkling and other food-related noises I make.  Just yesterday, I put an honest effort into muffling the sound of shoveling food in my mouth (ya know the sound when you're pouring a bag of chips into your open mouth and the pitch changes depending on how wide your mouth is open? - yeah that noise).  I would say, on average, during my 9-hour work day, I'm eating for about 7 of those hours.  And the only reason I'm not eating during those other two hours is because it's right before lunch or right before I go home to dinner.  I think I have a problem.  And what I don't understand is how other people don't eat.  How can people make it through an entire day without eating between meals?  This baffles me.  And by the way, I'm eating as I write this. 

wendy Tuesday, Dec 12, 2006 12:22 pm

must be a tapeworm (another irrational fear of someone i know)

Mike Wednesday, Dec 13, 2006 4:53 pm

Oh, come on!   Now I'll be thinking about it all day...

Shara Tuesday, Dec 19, 2006 2:16 pm

Your supernatural metabolism loves you for eating constantly.  Keep it up.  Embrace it.  Love it!  :)

Kristin Monday, Jan 8, 2007 1:07 pm

i have this same problem.  be careful.  soon the pants that you are just now growing into width-wise will be too small.  maybe this happens when you get married? either way, it stinks.

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