One of the biggest inconveniences of eating is transferring the food to the mouth.  Should a fork be used?  Maybe chopsticks?  Or should you just use the hands? 

Here's a better idea:  Skip the middle man.  Just shovel the food into your mouth, right out of the container.  Why waste time and resources?  Just pour it right into your face. 

I do this on a regular basis.  Sometimes I'm concerned about what other people are thinking when I do this.  "Look at this freak.  He eats like a starved raccoon.  Someone should really say something."  But the other times (most times) (actually, all the time), I do it anyway.  Why should I be restricted by social norms?  Why should I be a product of the system?  As I pour food into my mouth, you should be praising my ingenuity and writing down everything I say.  Obviously I'm on some sort of higher mental plane. 

I adopted a new practice based on this idea:  Eating cereal out of a cup while driving to work.  Who has time to sit around and eat breakfast in the morning?  And why should a spoon or a fork be used to transfer food from one container to another?  Just put it all in a cup and pour it down your throat.