I always eat a ton of food at my desk at work.  I stock up on Pop Tarts, granola bars, fruit snacks (like a 3rd-grader's lunch), and loads of candy every few weeks.  Now that I'm in my new office area where it's painfully quiet, I'm noticing how uncomfortably loud I am.  I'm always crinkling wrappers and tearing opening packaging.  I probably sound like a wild animal rummaging through the trash.  I never hear anybody else making food-related noises.  Do these people not eat during the day?  What's wrong with them?  I eat constantly.  If there was a way to wear a feedbag while still maintaining a moderate level of professionalism, I would totally do it. #food