I'm expecting a child ("congrats" thanks), and for the first time in my life I checked out the children's sections of Walmart and Target, and immediately noticed that there are a plethora of products designed solely to hold babies: 

• strollers, for holding babies while you stroll
• papooses, for holding babies while you walk
• car seats, for holding babies while you drive
• cribs, for holding babies while they sleep
• boppies, for holding babies while they lounge
• bumbos, for holding babies while they sit
• high chairs, for holding babies while they eat
• baby tubs, for holding babies while they bathe

I'm new to this, but can babies do anything? #lifestyle