Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive music.
~ Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989

This is a great quote because it validates the non-pop-music-fan's (my) feelings about pop music.  It's not entirely accurate, but try to take my side for a second:  "...running around (dancing) in darkened rooms (clubs), munching magic pills (ecstasy) and listening to repetitive music (techno)."  It's funny.  Yes it is. 

The problem is that this quote is completely made up.  It's attributed to Kristian Wilson, a presumed Nintendo employee whose identity and employment has yet to be verified.  The real author is apparently Marcus Brigstocke, who came up with the quote as part of his standup routine.  Wikipedia verifies it, though Wikipedia is unfortunately sometimes wrong. #entertainment

This guy claims that the story of the XBox game Halo is taken from 2 Peter chapter 2.  I don't know about this... #religion

Whenever you think you're having a bad day, just look at this guy:
This funny picture is of Khalid Shaikh Mohammed, believed to be the dude behind 9-11.  When he was found, he mentioned something about having "a case of the Mondays". #lifestyle

Newsflash:  Even if you brush your teeth in the morning, you might still have bad breath. 

I don't think a lot of people understand this concept.  People think, "Hey, I brushed my teeth at 6:30 this morning.  It's 10:30.  I'm still good."  They couldn't be more hopelessly wrong.  Unless you're chewing gum or doing something else to change what's going on in there, your mouth is a festering cesspool of bacteria and disease.  So unless you have reason to think otherwise, assume you have bad breath.  And then do something about it.  Or at least don't breathe in my face.  Ya jerk. 

Or do what I do:  Drink coffee.  If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.  If you can't improve the smell of your breath, mask it with something even worse. #health

I have a suggestion for Ted Turner/Rupert Murdoch:  Start a news program on the radio that actually reports news, like a CNN Headline News type of thing.  I can't stand listening to those stupid morning talk shows on FM radio, so I lower myself to AM radio.  The problem with AM radio is that they break everything down into 10-minute intervals, spending about 1 minute on traffic, 1 minute on weather, 2 minutes on sports, and 5.75 minutes on commercials, leaving them with about 15 seconds to actually talk about something worthwhile.  And what do they talk about?  The Monica Lewinsky scandal!  No, actually, I can't even remember what they talked about this morning because it was so painfully worthless. 

So instead of having a couple of meatheads talk about some trivial little crapola, maybe we could have some nobodies talk about something.  Instead of focusing on "personalities" just give me the stupid news.  And instead of talking about traffic and weather (the two things I can look out my window and have as much information about as someone hovering in a helicopter over my car), talk about what's going on in the world.  Around the world in 80 seconds.  But extend it to about 25 or 30 minutes, because that's how long my commute is. 

And while I'm at it, I would suggest that you get rid of all commercials.  Nobody likes commercials, so just get rid of them.  Listen to the people.  Fight the man. 

My only other suggestion would be to introduce comic news to the radio.  A Daily Show type of thing.  I, like most people in my demographic who use the Daily Show for their primary news source, find it to be informing and entertaining.  Quite a combination.  If you can teach me while making me laugh, kudos. #entertainment