Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive music.
~ Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989

This is a great quote because it validates the non-pop-music-fan's (my) feelings about pop music.  It's not entirely accurate, but try to take my side for a second:  "...running around (dancing) in darkened rooms (clubs), munching magic pills (ecstasy) and listening to repetitive music (techno)."  It's funny.  Yes it is. 

The problem is that this quote is completely made up.  It's attributed to Kristian Wilson, a presumed Nintendo employee whose identity and employment has yet to be verified.  The real author is apparently Marcus Brigstocke, who came up with the quote as part of his standup routine.  Wikipedia verifies it, though Wikipedia is unfortunately sometimes wrong. #entertainment