Newsflash:  Even if you brush your teeth in the morning, you might still have bad breath. 

I don't think a lot of people understand this concept.  People think, "Hey, I brushed my teeth at 6:30 this morning.  It's 10:30.  I'm still good."  They couldn't be more hopelessly wrong.  Unless you're chewing gum or doing something else to change what's going on in there, your mouth is a festering cesspool of bacteria and disease.  So unless you have reason to think otherwise, assume you have bad breath.  And then do something about it.  Or at least don't breathe in my face.  Ya jerk. 

Or do what I do:  Drink coffee.  If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.  If you can't improve the smell of your breath, mask it with something even worse. #health