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Cool Whip Wednesday, Oct 5, 2005 11:53 am

What's the deal with Cool Whip?  How can a food that tastes this great even exist?  I love this stuff.  If I could, I'd marry it, but that doesn't exactly work.  I love those people who say, "Ooh, we can have apple pie with whipped cream," but they're talking about Reddi-wip, not Cool Whip.  Reddi-wip is like skim milk:  it's worthless and gross.  It's what happens when you add water to something good.  I agree that Reddi-wip is cooler because it shoots out of an aerosol can, but I'll scoop my Cool Whip out of a tub any day.

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