The three sweetest words in the English language.  Ahead of schedule.  I've been having excellent fortune with products and services being ahead of schedule.  I ordered some stuff from Dell.  They said something like, "It'll be here in about 10 business days."  But I received it in like 5 business days.  Cha-ching!  I ordered DSL service (eh...) from Verizon (eh...).  They said, "Your service ready date is October 6."  But then I got an email that said, "Hey duder, your service is ready now!" (paraphrased).  I'm pumped.  They could easily be lying when they say it'll take longer.  But hey, I'd rather be lied to in that way than for them to be late in getting me my stuff.  So I say to you:  Lie to me if you think it'll make me happy when you're actually ahead of schedule.  I'd rather be pleasantly surprised than unnecessarily angry. #psychology