I think that the human race must agree on a simple set of guidelines regarding bathroom etiquette.  This is in response to many, many breaches in etiquette.

1.  The bathroom is not a place for conversation.
2.  You shall not use a urinal right next to a urinal that is in use if another one is available.  Use a stall.
3.  You shall not use a urinal right next to another urinal that is not separated by a divider.  Use a stall.
4.  You shall not talk to someone while you or they are sitting in a stall.
5.  You shall not use a stall right next to a stall that is in use if another one is available.  Come back later.
6.  You shall not use a stall without closing the door.
7.  You shall not use a sink right next to a sink that is in use if another one is available.  Wait or just leave.
8.  You shall not use a sink right next to a urinal that is in use.  Wait or just leave.

Maybe you should take the Choose-A-Urinal Challenge.  This isn't rocket science, people.  It should be common sense.  I guess some people don't have that stuff.  For more information, visit The International Center for Bathroom Etiquette. #entertainment