Why are things in my little world so funny?  I met a Korean guy at Fort Benning today.  His name is Capt. Kang.  If you can say that without thinking of the obvious similarity to Captain Kangaroo (and laughing), you're better than me.  Also in the army is the idea that the average soldier is pretty dumb and can break anything.  Captain Kang said, "Joe will find a way to break it."  And another guy said something about a product being "joe-proof."  You can't make this stuff up! #sociology