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Bathroom etiquette
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Apr 4, 2005
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I think that the human race must agree on a simple set of guidelines regarding bathroom etiquette. This is in response to many, many breaches in etiquette.
1. The bathroom is not a place for conversation.
2. You shall not use a urinal right next to a urinal that is in use if another one is available. Use a stall.
3. You shall not use a urinal right next to another urinal that is not separated by a divider. Use a stall.
4. You shall not talk to someone while you or they are sitting in a stall.
5. You shall not use a stall right next to a stall that is in use if another one is available. Come back later.
6. You shall not use a stall without closing the door.
7. You shall not use a sink right next to a sink that is in use if another one is available. Wait or just leave.
8. You shall not use a sink right next to a urinal that is in use. Wait or just leave.
Maybe you should take the Choose-A-Urinal Challenge. This isn't rocket science, people. It should be common sense. I guess some people don't have that stuff. For more information, visit The International Center for Bathroom Etiquette. #entertainment
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Pride
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Apr 4, 2005
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Pride is the root of all sin. It's at the bottom of everything we do wrong. It was there at the beginning, when Eve said to the serpent, "Yeah you're right. God and Adam don't know what they're talking about. This fruit won't kill me." It was there when Lucifer wanted to have as much power as God. This is why he was cast out of heaven. It's in us when we say "Why does bad stuff happen to good people? Why is there suffering in the world? Why does evil exist?" because we're saying we know better than God. It's there with rape/murder/theft/assault, because it's saying, "I'm better than this person." It's there with sex before marriage, because it's saying, "I know God doesn't want me to do this, but God just doesn't understand the situation I'm in."
I think you can break everything down to this one thing: pride. More to come later. #religion
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