I work with a guy who thinks he's a stoner.  His most common words are "dude," "bro," and "like," all stated in a slow, somewhat raspy tone.  He likes to talk about fishing, and drinking, and many other fascinating things.  The thing is, I have no problem with people who smoke pot.  In fact, I think the stuff should be legal.  But I do have a problem with intelligent people who work in a professional environment pretending they're present-day stoners.  Maybe you were a stoner in high school or college or in post-college unemployment, but now it's time to grow up.  And even if you still smoke pot, at least don't act like a 17-year-old idiot who's, like, totally bummed about, like, everything, man.  Bro. #psychology