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Talk on wake
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May 25, 2010
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Certain people (including Wendy) have the amazing ability of being able to talk the second they wake. I call this an amazing ability because I don't have it. It takes me an incredibly long time to wake up, and probably the last thing on my list of things to do when I wake up, after shower-dress-coffee, is talk. This could be because talking isn't my strong point, but it could also be because my brain needs warm-up time. The wheels start spinning very slowly, and even if I can form thoughts, I can't quite put those thoughts into words. People who can talk upon waking are like on-off switches. I'm more like a computer that needs to boot up. #psychology
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Overt stoner
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May 25, 2010
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I work with a guy who thinks he's a stoner. His most common words are "dude," "bro," and "like," all stated in a slow, somewhat raspy tone. He likes to talk about fishing, and drinking, and many other fascinating things. The thing is, I have no problem with people who smoke pot. In fact, I think the stuff should be legal. But I do have a problem with intelligent people who work in a professional environment pretending they're present-day stoners. Maybe you were a stoner in high school or college or in post-college unemployment, but now it's time to grow up. And even if you still smoke pot, at least don't act like a 17-year-old idiot who's, like, totally bummed about, like, everything, man. Bro. #psychology
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