Sometimes satirical news website The Onion seems to be stealing thoughts from my brain and listening in on conversations in my home.  This one from yesterday (Poll: 85% Of Americans Would Like To See Candidates Compete In Funny Obstacle Course) was something I sort of wrote about two years ago (and I still fully stand by).  This one from today (Tony Womo Out Three To Four Weeks With Bwoken Widdle Fingey) was almost a direct transcription of a conversation I had with Wendy the other day.  Isn't it weird when art imitates life? #entertainment