The Onion imitates life
Sometimes satirical news website The Onion seems to be stealing thoughts from my brain and listening in on conversations in my home.  This one from yesterday (Poll: 85% Of Americans Would Like To See Candidates Compete In Funny Obstacle Course) was something I sort of wrote about two years ago (and I still fully stand by).  This one from today (Tony Womo Out Three To Four Weeks With Bwoken Widdle Fingey) was almost a direct transcription of a conversation I had with Wendy the other day.  Isn't it weird when art imitates life? #entertainment

Unseasonably warm
The term "unseasonably warm" is never a bad thing.  A "heat wave" is a bad thing.  But "unseasonably warm" is different.  It's always such a pleasant surprise, as in, "It's unseasonably warm today.  I think I'll leave work early so I can enjoy it." #nature