Dos Equis guy (1)
Those new Dos Equis commercials that talk about the most interesting man in the world (who's been known to say, "Stay thirsty, my friends") are quite odd.  On the one hand, they always catch my attention and pique my curiosity.  But on the other hand, they always end with "the guy" speaking in a raspy, apparently Mexican accent (since it's a Mexican beer), saying, "I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis."  I don't understand how that's supposed to convince me to drink Dos Equis.  Wouldn't it be better if (a) he had a convincing accent and (b) he always drank all kinds of beer, but his favorite was Dos Equis? #entertainment

Mildly derogatory names for women
There once was a time when you had to be careful about how you referred to women.  Calling them the wrong thing could get you banned from their presence for life.  Thankfully, the laws have been relaxed a little, so that many previously derogatory names can now be used freely, as long as at least a slight amount of sarcasm is implied.  My favorites: 
  1. Babes
  2. Chicks
  3. Broads*
*Ding ding!  This one's my favorite. #language