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Hug injury (4 Comments) Tuesday, Aug 26, 2008 4:35 pm

In the past few weeks alone, I've injured at least three people by hugging them.  It happens with short, skinny girls.  I go in for the obligatory friend hug, wrap my arms completely around the person, feel too much space between us, pull the person towards me, and pound them in the face with my shoulder.  It usually hits their chin or their eye socket bone, so there's some nice solid contact involved.  I always feel so bad, not so much because I hurt a person, but because I'm such a socially awkward idiot.  Please, someone, help me. 

Rus Wednesday, Aug 27, 2008 9:02 am

I believe practice is the only way around this, Dave.  Join the ranks of us "huggers" and soon you'll be an old pro.  Perhaps Wendy could join the ranks too...you guys could practice together.  :-)

Dave Wednesday, Aug 27, 2008 9:15 am

We do practice together, but Wendy's not that short.  I'll have to find a stunt wife.

Jeff Wednesday, Aug 27, 2008 10:16 am

Didn't Elliot Spitzer have a "stunt wife"? ;)

Dave Wednesday, Aug 27, 2008 10:23 am

Yes, but he practiced more than hugging.

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