Hug injury (4)
In the past few weeks alone, I've injured at least three people by hugging them.  It happens with short, skinny girls.  I go in for the obligatory friend hug, wrap my arms completely around the person, feel too much space between us, pull the person towards me, and pound them in the face with my shoulder.  It usually hits their chin or their eye socket bone, so there's some nice solid contact involved.  I always feel so bad, not so much because I hurt a person, but because I'm such a socially awkward idiot.  Please, someone, help me. #psychology

Human skull request
Here's an email I got last week: 
From:  Mark
To:  Everyone
Subject:  Skull

Does anyone have a human skull I can borrow?  (an extra one, preferably not in use)

I would like to scan it in with our new 3D scanner.
It's almost as good as the fecal contamination incident. #technology