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You're married? Tue, Jun 17, 2008
Did you ever know a person for a while before finding out they were married or had kids?  And then when you found out, you were like "You're married?  To a woman?" or "You procreated?  And they didn't come out as aliens or anything?"  I seem to know a disproportionately large number of these people. #sociology

Negative sideburns Tue, Jun 17, 2008
I don't trust people who shave their sideburns so high that they actually become negative in length.  They make me uncomfortable for no particular reason.  I'm not saying everyone should have long bushy sideburns, but at least make their length zero instead of negative. #lifestyle

Working outside Tue, Jun 17, 2008
After spending a few hours on Saturday mowing, chopping, and generally destroying things, two things came to mind:  (1) If I worked outside all day every day, I would be incredibly strong and in shape, (2) but I would be unimaginably sore and tired.  I only ever work outside for about 4 hours at a time.  After that, I can't even lift my arms.  I think I'm like a sprinter; I go all out, then I totally fall apart. #lifestyle