Snow on my birthday
No, it didn't snow today.  In fact, it was unseasonably warm in New Jersey, getting into the mid-80s.  It was especially weird because it dropped down into the 30s just a few days before.  At some point in my lifetime, it snowed on my birthday.  It wasn't a big snow, and I believe it melted later the same day.  But it definitely snowed on my birthday.  I swear it. #science

26 (2)
Today I turn 26.  Here's what I should've written when I turned 25: 
  1. I've officially reached my mid-20s.
  2. I'm halfway to 50.
  3. I'm a quarter century old.
  4. I can finally rent a car (which is the last "milestone" based on age, except AARP, social security, and stuff like that, which aren't exactly fun to look forward to).
  5. For all intents and purposes, I'm likely at my prime.
Now I'm 26.  Nothing really changes at this age.  I'm still sort of in my mid-20s.  I'm halfway to 52, which is nothing to take note of.  Just another year closer to 30. #lifestyle

Hannah Montana downfall (4)
I don't really know what Hannah Montana is, but I've heard it has something to do with the positive moral influence of a "good" clean girl named Miley Cyrus.  I'd like to hereby predict the inevitable downfall of this franchise with a combination of two or more of the following: 
  1. Pregnancy
  2. Drugs
  3. Home movie
That's pretty much the cookie cutter model for the moral downfall of public figures.  It's such a no-brainer, I wonder if it'll even make the news. #entertainment