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Date: 2008 | 04 | 18

Hannah Montana downfall (4)

Apr 18, 2008

I don't really know what Hannah Montana is, but I've heard it has something to do with the positive moral influence of a "good" clean girl named Miley Cyrus. I'd like to hereby predict the inevitable downfall of this franchise with a combination of two or more of the following:

Pregnancy
Drugs
Home movie

That's pretty much the cookie cutter model for the moral downfall of public figures. It's such a no-brainer, I wonder if it'll even make the news. #entertainment

Comments

Skidoo

Apr 18, 2008

This might be the lamest blog entry ever.

It's utterly unoriginal, and so thoroughly unselfconscious about its lack of originality that we can only conclude that the author actually thinks he's being original. It doesn't even rise to the level of being a righteous "me too." It's just a bland observation about nascent kid-pop, for Christ's sake.

But what really annoys me about this lazy haiku is the fact that someone felt compelled to share it on Google Reader. WTF? Why?

Dave

Apr 18, 2008

Thanks for your input. Your opinions are valued highly, and appropriate action will be taken immediately.

Rich

Apr 28, 2008

Sorry Dave, but it looks like you got a little ahead of yourself. #1 should have been semi-topless magazine cover:
http://gawker.com/5007106/vanity-fair-steals-15+year+olds-topless-virginity
There's already 2 follow up posts on gawker with people alternately pointing fingers at each other or calling it art. Good times.

Dave

Apr 28, 2008

Yeah I was way off. But like Skidoo said, it's lame to even speak of such things. Thanks again for your boundless insight, Skidoo.