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Lowrise (8)

Apr 8, 2008

I was trying on some jeans in a store recently, and only after I had them completely on did I notice my underwear sticking out the back. I thought I had them pulled up all the way, but I tried again. Nope. That's as far as they went. Then I noticed the label. It said "lowrise", as in "these pants don't cover your butt crack".

Now, let me admit something: I'm very far from being fashionable. I don't buy nice clothes and I don't pretend to be well-dressed.

I can understand the idea of lowrise jeans for women. Some men find [very] lower backs and underwear attractive. Even if you personally don't find that attractive, at least admit that some people out there do.

However, no human being, male or female, living or dead, can possibly find the [very] lower back of a man attractive. There's just no way. It's absolutely impossible.

So that begs the question: What disgusting freak invented lowrise jeans for men? #lifestyle

Comments

Rus

Apr 8, 2008

Dave, I can't answer the question. I can't even fathom anyone liking them on women.

JENNA

Apr 9, 2008

remember that most fashion designers are very gay. couple that with the fact that in our consumer society, people will buy and wear almost anything - especially if it has a big name on it - and voila! low rise jeans for men!

Dave

Apr 10, 2008

I for one refuse to buy into a consumer society that sells men's lowrise jeans. Screw that.

JENNA

Apr 10, 2008

GOOD! Stay Strong! If people didnt buy these ridiculous things they wouldnt try to sell them anymore =)

I also hate the skinny jeans some of the highschool boys are wearing - some of them are so tight they are like spandex! I was in Nordstrom with my boyfrienda few weeks ago trying to find some regular fitting jeans and it was so hard because there were so many tight or low rise weird fitting jeans!I dont know whats going on - but I feel bad for you guys...

Dave

Apr 10, 2008

Yeah I accidentally tried on some tight jeans. I felt like a fat guy in a little coat.

By the way, we're officially old if we're making fun of what teenagers wear. I knew this day would come, but I figured it would happen when I hit 30.

Wendy

Apr 11, 2008

maybe low rise jeans are for guys with bellies who prefer to have their pants below the lip

Matt

Apr 26, 2008

I like low rise jeans. The most preposterous thing about male pants is the fact that if you wear the waist at the waist, the crotch goes down to your knee. Now, I don't want to discuss my manhood on the internet (that's a lie,) but even the most well endowed man doesn't need that much room between the waist and crotch.

Also, what's up Dave? I found your site googling Kittatinny. I hope you're doing well.

- M a t t S e l l a r

Dave

Apr 27, 2008

Hey Matt. Long time no hear-from-you-on-the-internet.

Interesting perspective on the waist-crotch problem. I personally haven't had the same experience, but I'd still rather have pants with a baggy crotch than pants that show my butt crack. To each his own, I suppose.