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Different English accents
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Apr 8, 2008
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I can't tell the difference between Irish, Scottish, British, and Australian accents. They all sound the same to me even though I know they're different. If I hear one right next to another, I can usually tell the difference. But I've found that I'm heavily influenced by context. A British person in Australia will sound Australian to me. An Irish person in South Africa will sound British. All I know is that they're not American. #language
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Lowrise (8)
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Apr 8, 2008
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I was trying on some jeans in a store recently, and only after I had them completely on did I notice my underwear sticking out the back. I thought I had them pulled up all the way, but I tried again. Nope. That's as far as they went. Then I noticed the label. It said "lowrise", as in "these pants don't cover your butt crack".
Now, let me admit something: I'm very far from being fashionable. I don't buy nice clothes and I don't pretend to be well-dressed.
I can understand the idea of lowrise jeans for women. Some men find [very] lower backs and underwear attractive. Even if you personally don't find that attractive, at least admit that some people out there do.
However, no human being, male or female, living or dead, can possibly find the [very] lower back of a man attractive. There's just no way. It's absolutely impossible.
So that begs the question: What disgusting freak invented lowrise jeans for men? #lifestyle
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