Sometimes I sit in church and pay careful attention to what the pastor is saying, not so I can learn from him and become a better Christian, but so I can catch him saying something anti-Biblical or otherwise cult-ish, at which point I would violently arise from my seat to the gasps of those nearby and shout, "That man's a liar and a thief," then triumphantly march out the door, likely to be followed by the many people who noticed the same anti-Biblical or otherwise cult-ish aspect of the sermon and were fearfully yet patiently waiting and hoping for someone to stand up and walk out.  It hasn't happened yet. #religion