Dear Major World,
I hate you.  I guarantee you I'll never ever buy a car from you.  Your stupid loud radio commercials insult my intelligence by assuming my purchasing decisions are based on whoever yells the loudest.  You're wrong.  I buy things based on price, usefulness, and how the product is advertised. 

Every time your commercials come on the radio, I immediately change the channel, hoping some sort of tracking device is being used to figure out what stations I listen to, which would in turn cause you to lose revenue.  I can hear your commercials coming from a mile away, even when they start off all calm and welcoming.  I suppose your method of advertising works:  I know who you are and what product you peddle.  But because I hate your advertising methods so much, I pledge to never even consider engaging in a financial transaction with you, and I'll recommend the same to every person I know. 

To everyone I know:  Stay clear of Major World in Long Island City, Queens.  They are the devil.
Sincerely,
Concerned Consumer #entertainment