I've mentioned before that I'm not very fashion savvy, but that doesn't mean I don't have opinions.  One such opinion is this:  Girls' hats are stupid.  I'm not talking about the mesh baseball caps that all those stupid new-age poser-punk teens wear (though they're stupid too).  I'm talking about stylish hats that go with certain outfits.  The reason I think these are stupid is because I don't think a hat should be a fashion accessory.  When guys wear hats, they're permanent.  They'd wear the hat to a baseball game, a bar, a wedding, etc.  But girls who wear fashion hats only wear them once or twice, and then the effect wears off.  I think you should either be a hat-wearer or not.  Don't sit the fence.  Plus, girls don't do well with hat hair.  Guys can usually pull it off because their hair is short and usually isn't styled to begin with.  But girls use "brushes" and "shampoo" and "hair dryers", so it's obvious when their hair is messed up. 

One exception to this rule is old ladies at church.  For some strange reason, certain churches have a hat-matches-your-outfit requirement for older women.  I applaud that.  I even applaud it when the younger women do it.  I don't know why; it's just cool. #lifestyle