Anger Sep 14, 2005
Sometimes, I sound somewhat angry on my site.  Some people think I have anger issues.  Obviously these people are IDIOTS!  Kidding.  On a serious note, yes, a lot of my posts are rants about people who annoy me or things I hate.  This is true.  However, sometimes I know I'm not alone in my feelings.  Not that I can justify my actions by saying that everyone else does it, but I seriously think a lot of people have these same feelings but just don't express them.  My method of expression is my website.  It consists of written words; things I would never say in public or do anything about.  Yes, I do share some of my opinions aloud, but I wouldn't act on any of my impulses like shooting cars with paintball guns or yelling at people who play with their cell phones.  So while many of my posts are surprising and offensive, rest assured that this is my means of release, and you won't have to bail me out of jail in the near future. #technology
Honey Sep 14, 2005
My mom used to make me ham and mustard sandwiches when I was little.  I wasn't a big fan of American cheese, so that wasn't in the equation.  But after about 695 of these sandwiches, I got sick of them and didn't eat ham again for a long time.  I got into turkey here and there.  Turkey with BBQ sauce is a great sandwich.  But again, I overdid it.  But then I was introduced to this new invention that would rock the world:  honey ham and honey turkey.  Good Lord!  I never tasted anything so good!  It doesn't really taste like it sounds.  It's not likes it's meat covered in honey.  It's more like a hint of honey.  Oh it's awesome.  I'm a huge fan, and I highly recommend it. #food
Credit score Sep 14, 2005
Isn't it great that the most important financial decisions in our lives are based on our credit score?  Not only is this completely arbitrary number based on things like how many times your credit score has been checked recently, but financial companies use this score in an automated system to decide what to give you and what not to give you.  And if you try to ask a question about it, they completely avoid the issue by saying, "Oh...well, our system shows that your credit score is 697 and we require a score of 700."  You say, "C'mon.  It's 3 points.  3 meaningless points.  Can't you cut me a break?"  And the answer is no.  It's always no.  There's no way to argue a point that's based on a decision that's determined solely by your worthless credit score.  Idiots run the world. #money