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Bathroom etiquette part 3 (2)
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Aug 22, 2005
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I'm a frequent user of bathrooms. What can I say; I have a small bladder. So I guess it's only natural that I notice the most frequent violations of the unwritten international code of bathroom etiquette. Here are a few more additions in writing, so that no questions are left unanswered.
1. Don't stand at a urinal with the leg of your shorts hiked up. That's what a fly is for. If your shorts have no fly, too bad; you should buy shorts with a fly.
2. Don't "get everything ready" as you're walking to a urinal or toilet. You have plenty of time to do that while you're standing at the urinal or in your own stall.
3. Although this was previously stated, I'll say it again: if there's a door on your stall, close it. It's not there for decoration. And just because you're standing up doesn't give you the right to keep the door open. It's there for a reason; use it. #entertainment
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Dinosaurs
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Aug 22, 2005
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I've come to the conclusion that dinosaurs aren't real. I know a bunch of bones have been found and scientists have conclusively proven intricate details concerning size, shape, and character of dinosaurs, but I just don't buy it. Every movie I've watched and every museum exhibit I've seen portrays these animals as big and mean and always roaring. And they're always covered with green scales. What if they were actually orange and blue? And what if some of those scales were actually feathers? Maybe dinosaurs purred or barked. How can anyone possibly know that? I'm just a little skeptical. I have a hard time believing everything scientists prove. What if they're wrong? What if these things we've been learning since we were in 1st grade are all completely wrong, and we're just a product of our politically-driven educational system? Oops, a little rant... #science
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