Migration solution
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Aug 24, 2021
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It's clear the world has a migration problem. More specifically, people want to leave the shitty countries they live in and move someplace where they won't be murdered for listening to pop music or wearing shorts or being female.
I have a terrible solution to this problem. Everyone knows the US likes to meddle in other nations' foreign affairs. They like it even more if they can drop some bombs on the way. The solution is this: The US should invade each of these shitty countries, create a little freedom zone within each country, and tell all the migrants to go to these freedom zones. They would essentially start out as military bases and expand outward and upward over time. The goal would be to establish a self-sustaining freedom-loving economic safety zone that has the full defensive protection of the US military, but with less of the actual military toppling regimes and chasing terrorists through the mountains. Businesses can be created and investments encouraged through tax incentives, with a portion of the profits going to the invading country's pockets. And the locals get to stay in their county, with their family and friends and cultures. It's like a mini nation incubator, inside a big shitty nation's borders. Not only will this cut down on immigration into the US and other western nations, it will permanently embroil the US in a number of endless foreign occupations, which is something they really like.
Please don't try this. #politics
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