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Crazy gas station guy Mon, Aug 09, 2021
I was at the gas station filling up, and the attendant said "hey nice shirt" as he noticed we had similar shirts.  My toddler in the back seat asked me to roll down the window so she could say hi.  Gas station guy said, "cute kid," and I thought that was the end of my very pleasant gas station experience.  But a minute later he comes over to my window and says, "Can I ask you a question?"  The following is my attempt at a direct transcription of everything that was stated: 
Him:  Biden is about to shut the country down again, because he's a crazy psycho looking to boost vaccination numbers for profit. 
Me:  ...
Him:  So I wanted to ask if you're vaccinated.  Actually I wanted to ask you to get the word out so people won't get the jab.  It's not even a vaccine, it's a population control device. 
Me:  ...
Him:  You see, everyone who got vaccinated will be dead within a year once they switch on the 5G and activate the mind control.  So I'm not sure if you're pro-vax or anti-vax, but just be sure to tell people to not get vaccinated.  Did you want a receipt?
Like, I know these people exist.  And I live in a red part of a blue state, so it's not out of the question.  But it's just ... c'mon man.  I'm trying to be a person in a society, but you're making it really difficult.


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