One of the ShopRites in my area recently did away with their shopping cart return program, and you'll never guess what happened:  There are shopping carts scattered literally all over the goddamn parking lot, and it's a big fucking mess in an already crowded, shitty parking lot.  Wow, what a surprise.  I literally cannot even begin to fathom why they would've made that change, other than maybe a new manager wanted to sit atop his crappy kingdom and watch the world burn. #business