As Ripley's says, a musket can fire a wax candle through a barn door.  This video confirms it.  Ah, the wonders of kinetic energy.  Pretty much anything can be shot through pretty much anything if it's going fast enough. #science

Concerning the Women's World Cup (of soccer) and its sudden popularity: 

Now that they've gotten all this attention ... they're gonna start behaving more like men.  For example, US Soccer team captain Christie Rampone was busted for texting pictures of her feelings to a young intern.

Well played, Peter Sagal.  Also of note: 

Honestly, the only way it seems to make Americans care less about soccer is to offer them a free salad for watching a game.

Yay, fatness! #sports