|From The Onion:
Congress Continues Debate Over Whether Or Not Nation Should Be Economically RuinedCertainly an issue worthy of debate. #politics
"It is a question that, I think, is worthy of serious consideration: Should we take steps to avoid a crippling, decades-long depression that would lead to disastrous consequences on a worldwide scale? Or should we not do that?" asked House Majority Leader Eric Cantor.
At press time, President Obama said he personally believed the country should not be economically ruined.