|When I got home from work yesterday, one of my bazillion neighbors' bazillion dogs was barking its head off. For no reason. Nonstop. To be fair, I'm not a dog person, so a barking dog is about as appealing to me as a severed foot. Ok to be honest, I wish all dogs were de-barked as part of a nationwide crackdown on noise pollution. People would say, "I got my dog de-barked," and I would reply, "Oh, that's a shame; dogs are animals, simply expressing their dog-ness," but in my head I would be cheering because I hate more than anything else in all the world a stupid barking dog, except for those teenagers that used to live next door and throw keggers every Tuesday.
Well that got out of hand. My point is that barking dogs are a problem. But dogs bark; that's what they do. So really the problem is on my end. Which is why I think it would be cool to take something that's a perceived problem and turn it into a potential gain. For example, I'd like to invent a device that would capture the sound waves created by a barking dog, filter them through some sort of piston/compressor assembly, and generate electricity. Electricity is a good thing. A barking dog is a bad thing. But getting electricity from a barking dog is a great thing. #technology