Yesterday the weather in New Jersey was warm and sunny, and ever since the snow's been melting, people have assumed spring is right around the corner.  But I'm a cynic.  Also, I'm kind of a jerk, but that's beside the point.  I've lived in New Jersey my whole life and I know that it doesn't really get warm until like June, which means this cute little teaser of nice weather is simply a cosmic joke to get our hopes up before eventually crushing them with unusually cold and miserable weather.  Mark my words:  It will snow again in 2010 (that rhymes), and this "spring" thing you speak of will disappear as it normally does until around May, when we'll get about two weeks of mild and decent weather before it gets stupid hot. #nature