The British city of Portsmouth offers its taxi driver application in large print, audio, and Braille. #travel

Bimbo is an American slang word that means, "A woman regarded as vacuous or as having an exaggerated interest in her sexual appeal."  Imagine my surprise when I found myself driving behind a truck with this logo: 



It turns out Grupo Bimbo "is the biggest Mexican food corporation and the largest bakery in the world" and they make Bimbo Bread. #products

Newark Airport is and has always been the geographically closest airport to me.  And the older I get and the more places I travel to, the more I realize that Newark Airport is hell's armpit.  To summarize my thoughts, here's a table: 

Other Airport	Newark Airport
Carpeting and natural lighting	Linoleum, stainless steel, walls painted gray
Friendly people and short lines	Angry robots and overnight camping areas
Paved roads and easily-viewable signage	Dirt roads, construction, signs after you already missed the turn
Free economy parking, otherwise $5/day to park next to the plane	Economy parking $18/day, otherwise unspecified volume of human blood to park anywhere else
Surrounding towns:  Niceville, Farmville, Nicefarmville	Surrounding towns:  Newark, Elizabeth, Bayonne (a.k.a. armpit, armpit, armpit)

The one thing that always gets me is the pace of life at Newark Airport.  It's chaos.  All the time.  No matter what.  But I'm pretty much used to it by now because there's Jersey in my blood (literally, arsenic, petroleum, and Axe Body Spray runoff).  The thing that scares me is what non-locals must think when they fly into and attempt to drive out of Newark Airport.  Crazy taxis, confusing roads, endless construction.  It's like a bomb just went off, all the time. #travel