Inconvenience everyone
I'll be attending a wedding in July between a girl from Kentucky and a guy from New Jersey.  In an effort not to inconvenience just one side of the family, the wedding will be held in geographically-centric Virginia.  That way, everyone is inconvenienced.  The only thing that would make this better is if the wedding was on a weekday. #lifestyle

Sleepius Maximus
Our bunny Max has two modes of operation:  On and Off.  This is obviously the latter. 

#nature