I would describe myself as, among other things, cheap and difficult to talk to.  Last week I spent some time with people who have these same qualities, but times ten.  I have to say, I'd rather eat my own pinkie than spend another second waiting for someone to decide between the regular fries or the $0.40-extra curly fries, or standing around trying to make small talk that keeps degenerating into awkward topics like dismemberment and terminal illness.  I'm a weird and flawed person, but there are people out there who are worse than me. #psychology