As king, my immigration policy will be as follows: 

1. To get in the country, you pay an entrance fee of $500.
2. Once you're in the country, you have to get a job where you'll be paying taxes.
3. Eliminate border patrol and immigration agents because they'll no longer be needed, but continue to pay them with the additional funds generated from (1) and (2) until they can find a new job.

It annoys me that the current system deports illegal immigrants if they're found out.  By doing that, our country is spending money on agents, spending money on deportation, and losing money they could've gotten from taxes.  It's a lose-lose-lose.  If we implemented my policy, it would be a win-win-win, and we wouldn't have to put any effort into it (win⁴) because people are literally knocking on our door to get in.  Plus, for every few thousand immigrants, there's likely to be at least a few entrepreneurs, who are exactly the sort of people who would create new jobs, which means more economic stimulation and more tax revenue.  Win⁶. #politics