In the parking lot at work, there's a white Toyota Rav-4 with a barbed wire sticker and a license plate cover that says, "Not conceited.  Confident."  Here's the problem: 
  1. The Toyota Rav-4 is not a cool vehicle.  Even though you think you own an SUV, you really just own a tall car.  I'm not saying I'm cooler because I own a Camry, but just realize that Rav-4's are not cool.
  2. It's white.  White cars are either girly or misleading.  And having a white mini-SUV is like painting a beard on a child.
  3. There's a barbed wire sticker surrounding the vehicle at door handle height.  What exactly does this prove?  That you own a rough-and-ready vehicle that can break through fences?  That you take your vehicle off-road, like all those SUV-owners with protective covers for their headlights?  Please.
  4. The license plate cover screams, "I'm a loser!"  I don't know what else to say about this.
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