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Name addons
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Nov 25, 2008
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I'm not a fan of name addons, i.e. the things people attach to or insert into their names for personal, professional, or other reasons. Notable addons include: - Sr., Jr., and numbers, e.g. John Smith, Jr., III. Just come up with a new name. There are plenty out there.
- Middle initial, e.g. John A. Smith. Way to sound like a jerk.
- First initial, e.g. J. Ron Smith. Way to sound like an even bigger jerk.
- Three first names, e.g. John William Scott. Prepare for a life of people being unsure of which of your names is your first name.
- Incomprehensible letters, e.g. John Smith, MBNA, DDT, Esq. Esq is "a title of respect for a member of the English gentry ranking just below a knight," idiot.
#sociology
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