Hooray!  We're gittin' new pinnies! 

So not only has our entire economic system eaten itself, leaving our government in charge of several of our nation's (and the world's) largest financial institutions, but we're getting new currency that's still a complete waste of time and space and is still worth less than the material used to make it (but it's actually not that bad).  The only thing we can hope for is that our fine government spends less than $30 million teaching us yokels how to use it.  God bless America. #money