Speaking of Chipotle, I have an issue regarding the consumption of fajitas:  I suck at it.  I don't know what my problem is, but every time I try to eat a fajita, it splits open and spills its guts all over the place.  Or the ends that are so carefully folded over so as to keep all the guts inside magically unfold themselves and spill the guts everywhere.  By the end of the meal, I'm always reduced to scooping the guts off my plate with my fingers, since utensils are never provided for a meal of fajitas.  I'm thinking about seeing a counselor. #food