|There are these squirrels living in the trees in my backyard, and they act like they're committing a crime by eating some of the 70 billion acorns scattered all over the god-forsaken place.
I wish I could send a message to these little guys and say, "Hey, you don't have to hide in the trees, rummage through rocks, or scurry around in the leaves. You can take as many friggin acorns as you want. There are 70 billion of them." #nature