|I'm an ageist. I discriminate based on age. Everybody does. Old people and their AARP. Young people and their loud music. Stereotypes wouldn't exist if they weren't true.
I got my blood tested on Tuesday. In order to make it to work on time, I showed up at the blood test center as soon as it opened, which was 7am. To my surprise, there was already a line of 10 people ahead of me, and it was exactly 7am. Guess who these people were? Old people. There was the old guy with his young daughter. There was the old guy with big sideburns like he still thought it was 1972. There was the old guy in the leisure suit with the top unzipped and nothing underneath (I wish I was kidding about that, but I'm not). No less than 75% of the room was old people. Now I understand that old people have health problems, and the best way to cure health problems is bloodletting (that's still all the rage, right?). All I'm trying to say is this: Old people, you have nothing else to do. No schedule. No obligations. No nothing. So would it be possible for you to stay out of my way? I understand you wake up before dawn because that's what old people do. I understand you want to get your doctor stuff out of the way to free up your schedule. I understand you don't want to wait in line, so you try to do things first thing in the morning. But guess what? You're interfering with the way the world works. The world has a job. The world has a schedule. The world pays for your social security and Medicare benefits. So let's get this straight: We agree to turn our heads when you accidentally think the gas pedal is the brake, and you get your blood tested sometime around 10:30. Thanks. #psychology