From a recent email correspondence with my sister Stacy, who's in the army and currently in Iraq: 

Me:  What's the plan when you get home from Iraq?  Leave the army, move into the woods, and live off the land? 
Stacy:  Wow - who told you about my future plans?!  I AM going to live off the land!  But only if that land has pizza bushes and beer trees :-)

In stark contrast to the email from my other sister.  But seriously, wouldn't pizza bushes and beer trees be awesome? #psychology