I heard in a Bible study a few weeks ago that God is radically unfair.  This sounded different from normal, and here's the explanation. 
  1. Let's assume God said something like this:  "If you do X, your punishment will be Y."
  2. You do X.
  3. You don't get punished with Y.
  4. Conclusion:  God is unfair.
If X = sin and Y = separation from God, God is unfair if he doesn't follow through with the original promise.  In that case, I'm glad he's unfair. #religion