There's a window on the door of the bathroom at work.  I don't understand why it's there.  It provides no conceivable benefit.  It can't be opened to let in air.  It's too high up to break and crawl out of if you accidentally lock yourself in.  It's absolutely useless.  The only possible explanation I could come up with is that it makes it easy to see if the light is on or off, providing some sort of indication of power usage.  But that's a pretty stupid explanation. 

In fact, the window detracts from the overall bathroom experience.  To be clear, there are two separate rooms in this particular bathroom:  The part with sinks, and the part with toilets and urinals.  Looking through the window, you can only see the part with sinks, so I guess that's good.  But the problem is that I sometimes don't want other people to see what I do at the bathroom sink.  I'm pretty vain, so I like to make sure there's nothing hanging off my face.  I also like to make sure there's nothing stuck in my teeth, as this can be a conversation (and friendship [and marriage]) ender.  But to the average window-peeping passer-by (your punishment is well-deserved), I probably look like I'm doing some pretty weird and gross things.  And this isn't the kind of reputation I need at work.  I want to be known as "the quiet one who's good at math", not "the weird one who grooms his mustache in the bathroom". #entertainment